1]Reliance Communications reported a consolidated net profit of Rs 3,526.43 crore for 15 months ending 31Mar 2007[profit soars 154%] The company announced dividend of 10 per cent. [why not 20%] 2]UCO bank posted a net profit of Rs 316 crore.How? Govt. inflation rate is 6% but actually it is 10%.UCO was giving a negative interest[-3%].Making profit at the cost of the depositor. 3]Vijaya Bank posted a net profit of Rs63.65 crore as compared to a net loss of Rs 34.53 crore[Thanks to Chidambaram and RBI governor] 4]Areva electrical equipment manufacturer anounced a 75 percent increase in profit. [They increased the price of their equipment] 5] BEL posted 27 percent growth in net profit.How? 6]NESTLE posted 22.39 per cent increase in net profit.How? 7]CESC posted a net profit after tax RS 61 crore.How,of course by raising electricity tariff. 8] Bank of Maharashtra-profit at Rs 271.84 crore an increase in fivefold The prices of all commodities were increased [cartels] and the middle claspaid